While at Seminary a few others and I came up with this because the tea is bad by itself there and so is the lemonade.
"He then left the city of Columbus traveling to the village of Dayton. The men of the community were gathering for common meal when they saw two chalices before them on the dirt path. One looking like gold and the other like muddy water. The men now curious take each cup and try of each of the lustrous liquids. The look of disgust appeared on their faces and this is where God revealed his masterpiece to the followers. The vision goes like this 'take the gold and mud color liquids that future men will call Lemonade and Ice Tea, but do not drink of them straight for thy is bitter on thy lips and tongue. Take both liquids and raise them above your head and bless them. God then commanded to mix the liquids together.' Hence forth that day man had a refreshing drink. The men after drinking this refreshing muddish-gold liquid pondered on what to call it. Just then an angel of the Lord appeared and said 'it was I that told God about this concoction and therefore name it after me. I asked and what is that? He simply replied Arnold Palmer.' To this day men and women have a refreshment that is clearly from God."
~ From the Gospel according to Mic
~ From the Gospel according to Mic
